leopard-cub:

tumblr literally defies all things i’ve been taught:

  • don’t talk to strangers
  • don’t make friends online
  • don’t do anything stupid

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spaece:

✦⋆ more here ⋆✦

warsquirtle:

Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life

(Source: wartortles, via hotboyproblems)

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  • grandma: you're 17? you're getting old aren't ya!
  • me: grandma you're like 80
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djtrimal:

*watches Netflix

*looks at clock

image

*watches Netflix

(via ant0rm)

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letsfuckaroundthatswhatwedo:

I have so many ugly pictures of my friends purely stored for revenge

(Source: skittlevodka, via slomps)

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