stfukarla:

 i follow everyone back 

leopard-cub:

tumblr literally defies all things i’ve been taught:

  • don’t talk to strangers
  • don’t make friends online
  • don’t do anything stupid

(via stfukarla)

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spaece:

✦⋆ more here ⋆✦

warsquirtle:

Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life

(Source: wartortles, via hotboyproblems)

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  • grandma: you're 17? you're getting old aren't ya!
  • me: grandma you're like 80
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